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Draconian
 Post subject: Texting for Seniors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:07 pm  (#1) 
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I know I'm not the only person that could benefit from these. Got 'em from a friend in an email today.

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel MovementIMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where're the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

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lylejk
 Post subject: Re: Texting for Seniors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:12 pm  (#2) 
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lol

Yup. :)

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 Post subject: Re: Texting for Seniors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:32 pm  (#3) 
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I am 84.
I sincerely hope you'll reach that age too Draconian.
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 Post subject: Re: Texting for Seniors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:46 pm  (#4) 
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That's hilarious! I'll have to try some of these on my daughter.

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 Post subject: Re: Texting for Seniors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:51 pm  (#5) 
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Too funny!
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Draconian
 Post subject: Re: Texting for Seniors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:10 pm  (#6) 
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gerard82 wrote:
I am 84.
I sincerely hope you'll reach that age too Draconian.
Gerard.



Amen to that brother! Come March, Lord willing, I will have made it to the ripe old age of 63. Never thought I would make it this long. LOL

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Lorri
 Post subject: Re: Texting for Seniors
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:57 am  (#7) 
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I'll have get my mun to practice with them and she's an old biddy herself oh of course my hubby as he is a month younger you Drac lol
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