I already posted some of those but not together
First the Marquis Donatien Alphonsine Von Darken a sweet kind but very active old lady
She was the first to elaborate and apply the modern concept of "peacekeeping"
She didn't like wars close to Her Castle, the agony screams of the dying men, the clangor of the armies , the clashes of the swords, the thunder from guns and cannons...
Too much noise and during her Siesta ![Hands on hips :hoh](./images/smilies/hoh.gif)
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So she took Her Chariot and run between the 2 armies.
![Image](http://www.deviantart.com/download/294966453/wilbress_von_darken_by_photocomix2-d4vm5kl.png)
She start a very reasonable talk about peace, collaboration and friendship.
Sneaky Slaughter the Marshall of the Iron Lords of Atlantis interrupted her with a noisy fart, then he looked to his Liutentents and all start laughing at her
His opponent Dirty Eviscerator , the Leader of the Black Death Squad of Ebola, did exactly the same and they begin call her with names
The Marquis Donatien Alphonsine Von Darken is a kind , quite old Lady but could become moody and irritable if interrupted, even more if insulted
So she roasted first Sneaky Slaughter and Dirty Eviscerator then all their Lieutenants with a tempest of fire, then to be on the safe side she start roasting the survivors of both army one by one
Fire can be dangerous so she call a couple of very rainy tornado to prevent burning soldiers to spread arsons
...and drown or flood away any possible soldier left
Finally she looked around, added a couple of major Earthquakes over Atlantis and Ebola of a intensity sufficient to move both away from her sight, one to sink in the depth of the Pacific Ocean the other in the middle of a never ending sand desert in Africa...
Obviously she did not because vindicative but out of courtesy, with the sincere intention to help to avoid future misunderstanding
and then the kind old lady went back to Her Castle, satisfied for her creative contribute to the Peace
And never again was a war close to Her Castle