I'd like to be the last man on Earth.

Then I would know for certain if all those girls were telling the truth.

The beatles Hurrah

There once was a dog named Joke.
He was chasing a car one day and was run over.
End of Joke.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

That joke is so old I think it's before the Beatles.

A neutron goes into a bar and says: How much for a beer? The bartender replies: For you, no charge.

Unfortunately most of the old jokes I know I wouldn't use these day and couldn't tell here.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?”

And the other muffin said, “Aaaaugh! A talking muffin!!!”

What's black and white and red all over?


(The Daily Worker)

What did one hockey stick say to the other hockey stick?

Lets get the puck outta here.

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How did the fella break his leg raking leaves?

He fell outta the tree.

Ok, if rod can post that then i feel better about it.
Two potatoes were standing on a street corner. One was a hooker. How do you know which one?.............................................................................................................................................................. it's stamped 'idaho'

lol

My wife and i were shopping the other day and well we both like certain types of goodies.
Well i made a joke and told her to keep her HoHo's away from my KingDongs.

That just reminded me of that GMS.
We laughed all the way out of the store.

heh, I remember when KingDongs were called DingDongs...joke works either way, and I can't remember why they felt the need to change the name...obviously someone was offended and complained.