A mouse and a pen tablet used to go into this bar quite regularly. The bartender got to know them, and one evening he was surprised to see the mouse walk in alone.

She sat down at the bar and ordered a drink; then just sat staring at it. The bartender leaned close and said, "Should I ask?"

The mouse looked up. "Yeah...we broke up." She sighed. "I just couldn't click with him."

You know what a router is, and you know what a bit is, but you've never heard of a router bit.

I tell ya, I've got a million of them.

I've used the pizza one in class before



But parrots aren't vectors! The variable types need to be declared.

Here's one~
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!"