How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck what a woodchuck could chuck should a woodchuck chuck what wood the woodchuck could, be it all wood is woodchuck wood (else the wood chuck could chuck only what wood he should and not all the woodchuck could or would found good) - but should the woodchuck chuck wood the woodchuck should not, said woodchuck would un-chuck what wood he could (be it twigs or knots). Hence assumed the woodchuck chucks wood he should and only the wood he should, (and said wood is good), we measure the wood the woodchuck chucked as all scientists should. Hence it is understood how much wood the woodchuck chucked depends on what wood the woodchuck chucks as it is also understood not all wood would be good wood or equal wood and, as it should, the answer could vary on what wood we use, be it basswood, pinewood, driftwood, or plywood. (One could state redwood - which should be a falsehood as redwood is a state wood hence it is understood not to be firewood nor food-wood). And how much wood the woodchuck chucked could vary on the woodchuck chucking, as one chuck could out-chuck another chuck and would not that be what could be misunderstood should one assume the falsehood one woodchuck is enough. What one should (and could) do is gather many woodchucks and each woodchuck chucks what wood we could make good - each woodchuck chucking one of pinewood, plywood, sapwood, driftwood (but not redwood) and hence we will then know how much wood the woodchucks could chuck (assuming woodchucks could chuck wood).

hee hee hee, I read it all, and the question still goes begging!

Reminds me of the kind of response you get to a simple question on a Linux forum.

OMG, I hope you don't have to say that fast Merrak.

Depends on whether he or she had dentures or real choppers.

Ever been to the Gentoo forums?

First command to install Gentoo:
cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6



I can say it Although I have to have it in front of me to read.

I once wrote to Ubuntu forums about getting Mobile Broadband up and running with Sakis3G and after I had been given a load of tech-speak to type into my terminal it still wasn't working. Eventually in frustration I double-clicked the script as if it were an exe file, and to my surprise it ran beautifully. Now why couldn't somebody have told me that. Most people prefer plain English and user-friendly and this is the one thing IMO that lets Linux down and ensures that the majority will never use it - it's scared of being normal.