If You Want A Chuckle...

GnuTux · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:15 am **(#1)**

Check this one out..

Is your son a computer hacker?

I especially liked the part about Lunix. :lol

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8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

I sure hope there isn't anyone who reads this and actually believes it. :hehe

Rod · **Joined:** May 16, 2010 **Posts:** 16270

OMG!

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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash

This guy can not be serious. :rofl

I am suprised he didn't mention emoticons carry concealed messages!

lylejk · **Joined:** Sep 24, 2010 **Posts:** 12862

Your right Tux; it is funny. Looking at the posted comments dates, it is very old too (nearly a decade old), or did the date server get hacked too. lol

mahvin · **Joined:** Oct 06, 2010 **Posts:** 4050

Hahahahahahaha! Is it really satire or are these people for real? It's hard to tell, because they don't say if they are or not.

Rod · **Joined:** May 16, 2010 **Posts:** 16270

At the bottom it says 2003 for the © so it's about 8 years old most likely.
Still it is very funny.

PhotoComix · **Joined:** Apr 12, 2010 **Posts:** 5870

Amazing but i don't understand how they could have missed the most important detail, that i add below to complete their documentation

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The hacker's computer don't use the decimal system , based on 10 numbers , 10 as the 10 commandments given us by God

instead they use a system of numeration called "binary" based on 666 the Number of the Beast

Gms9810 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:00 pm **(#7)**

Another testament to the fact that ignorance can, with a lot of patience be cured but stupidity is both contagious and fatal.

2-ton · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:25 pm **(#8)**

lol, surely this is totally tongue-in-cheek. It's too funny.

GnuTux · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:03 pm **(#9)**

Geeze, I didn't even notice the article was that old. I can imagine a computer illiterate parent reading that article, then checking out their kid's PC. :hehe

PhotoMaster · **Posted:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:37 pm **(#10)**

My favorite was #1. There are at least 100 valid reasons to change ISP's from AOHell. And having AOL leaves you more vulnerable to hackers. Especially back then!