I laughed so hard from this, and I also thought it was funny that it had "Order Food" and, "Crash" listed in the start menu.
I personally like Linux the best, cause 1 almost all the programs I use are cross platform, except
Format Factory,
Wax 2.0,
bHTML,
CamStudio,
CamDesk, and
Speccy.
On Linux I replace Format Factory with
FFMPEG, and Wax 2.0 with either
Blender, or
Kdenlive (for different things), and I just use a text editor (gedit) and a web browser (FireFox) to do my coding, but once in a great while I'll use
Kompozer, which is also cross platform. For screencasting on windows I used CamStudio, but on Linux usually use
gtk-recordmydesktop, but I had a bunch of problems with it, I know I will definitely give
Kazam a try though. (Hearing a lot of great stuff about it), as for CamDesk, I've been working on developing it for Linux, and it's a big project.
I just found this app called
iTouch for windows, and it gives the illusion each time you click you're touching the screen.
I agree with nixnine though I will still keep my windows machine cause my laptop came with it, but I have a spare hard drive, and once my optical disk drive gets fixed I'll be putting Ubuntu 10.04 on that unless 11.04 is released at the time.