Well, Photomaster, et al, I'm startled that people liked my work. It looks pretty amateur compared to... well, all the stuff I've seen here.
I deliberately scaled the image down because I had some trouble uploading it full size. I have a pretty good internet connection and an only slightly underpowered computer. During the process, everything sloooooowed down, and I wasn't sure it would load at all. I have re-posted the original... having the photo hosted off-site.
Part of my problem is that I'm not used to letting the computer do the work for me. My background is in uh... snail media? IRL wetware? You know... linseed oil instead of linux; india ink, not Inkscape... you get the idea.
Nice script, btw. Am looking at the output as we speak.
Woot!
The disparity is embarassing since I remember Gimp back from about... oh, 1996 or
thereabouts. (remember when text layers had no alpha? Interlace was all? *shudder*)
But, I lost my way, etc etc... and now I'm back.
However, I have... quite a history with graphics software, and linux in general.
Believe it or not, my second love was Adobe Illustrator, running on a state-of-the-art 486 running Windows 3.1 for WorkGroups. This is around 1990-93 roughly. Before that, I ran PAINT III.. on an Amiga. Legendary software. Still miss some of it's features. But I won't bore the art geeks...
In fact, I had a tablet, a scanner, and a printer all hooked up to my machine running Windows back in 1996. I had a version of Photoshop that I scammed from the government (ie. I was a student). Yes, that was before Windows 98. Just saying.
My system was insanely unstable, and painfully slow. Then my geek(ier) buddy says... "hey, dude, let's overclock! that will solve EVERYTHING!

"
...
No. I did not. I ducked and installed Slackware instead. From floppy disks. All...28 or 36 or something of them. It was... insane. Yes, I also had a Zip drive (remember THOSE?) but I couldn't get the distro to boot off the Zip drive, not even with a trippy hack with Dos that worked for some other stuff.
This was also pre-lilo. FYI. (If you don't know what that means, let's just say that bootstrapping was involved... which is NOT fun.)
The irony is, not only did Slackware solve the IRQ problem (turned out my scanner and cd drive worked as SCSI devices... so IRQs worked out) but it also solved the over-heating problem, but I can't for the life of me figure out how. My system was also suddenly much faster! No overclocking needed!
Bonus! Oh, and I found GIMP. And it was good.
So I've been around a while.
PS. Have fun with the name all you like. In terms of words, I'm bulletproof. I think it's funny, too... goes with having been blond, going to a REAL art school with hot&cold running criticism, and...
having a goofy name growing up. And probably having been a bb mod elsewhere.

Tis' cool.

So here it is: original size.

Funny how even the colors look less flat.