Coast Chicks

The FIRST man married a woman from Pennsylvania. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

The SECOND man married a woman from Texas. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The THIRD man married a girl from the Oregon Coast. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty urinating.

lol; don't mess with Oregonian girls.

You got that right, Lyle.

Molly? Well, what can I say? That rocks!

good one Molly!

I like that kind of girl

Well never meet a Oregonian but Dutch girls may be mean and Italians even more

And yes may be smart say " i want a woman to take care of the house , to wash, dry ,pass the hoover ..."

BUT then ,after the very night, time to hire somebody for the cleaning and have the job done before she went back.

and at soon she came
" good new darking!!
i found that woman.... The woman to keep the house clean and to wash&dry&iron my cloths,underwears and sockers pass the hoover water the plants...she don't ask much and i may discard part of her wage from the taxes ..."

And so i saved if not my life the integrity of my bones, maybe win a heartly smile as bonus.

Or if to poor for that i would try the best to mantain a very, very low profile on similar delicate questions

When I first heard that, it was a NJ woman. The NJ women I know are , how can I say this... Volatile!
I know first hand. I'm married to a NJ woman!